Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue..

You use ‘walis tambo’ and ‘walis ting-ting’ as opposed to a conventional broom
You own a karaoke machine [Magic Sing is a karaoke machine. Bleh!]
You own a piano that no one ever plays [Keyboard lang yung sa amin. But people play it naman. :P]
You have a portrait of the Last Supper hanging on your dining room wall
You have a ‘tabo’ in your bathroom
You have a rose garden
Your house is cluttered with ‘burloloys’
You display a big laughing Buddha for good luck
You have a Santo Nino shrine in your living room
You own a ‘barrel man’ (schwing!) from Baguio
You have ‘parol’ displayed during the holidays
You cover your living room furniture with bed sheets
Your lampshades still have plastic covers on them
You have plastic runners to cover your carpets
You refer to VCR as ‘Betamax’ even if it’s a VHS
You own a rice dispenser
You own a turbo broiler
You own a lamp with oil that drips down to the strings
You have a giant wooden spoon and fork hanging in your dining room
You own Capiz shell chandeliers, lamps or placemats
You have a pair of wooden tinikling dancers on your wall
You have ‘Weapons of Moroland’ shield hanging on your living room wall
Your wall to wall carpeting includes the ceiling
You own one of those fiber-optic flower lamps
Your microwave, washer, TV, VCR, computer, printer, toaster and doorknobs are hidden under quilted covers
You have the entire Apo Hiking Society collection, plus maybe some Tito Mina and Pops Fernandez thrown in
There’s a pail in your bathroom, just in case there’s a water shortage or the toilet won’t flush
You have fly swatter in your kitchen
You have multiplex tapes
You buy song hit mixes like “New Wave Disco Hits”