Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue..

There’s Angelique eyeliner and Johnson’s Baby Powder compacts lurking in your makeup drawer
You use Perla soap on your face
You have several pairs of ‘tsinelas’ at your doorstep
You deliberately flaunt your pager and cellphone [No way. Don’t wanna flaunt my phone uii. Ma.snatch pa lang. tsk2x.]
You find dried-up morsels or rice stuck to your shirt
You check labels on clothes to see where it’s made
You hang your clothes out to dry
You’ve had the same bobbed hairstyle since high school
You wear fake or original Tommy Hilfiger shirts in bold and shouting prints
Your next goal is to buy Polo or Burberry’s bag
Your ponytail ribbon covers half your head
You wore kung fu shoes in high school
You use an umbrella for a shade on hot summer days
You play basketball in you chinellas (slippers) [Not that I play basketball much. haha.]

Your car chirps like a bird or plays a tune in reverse
You have a rosary on your car rear view mirror
Your car horn can make three or more different sounds
You have those air fresheners in a bottle
You own a Mercedes Benz and call it a ‘Chedeng’
Your car has curb feelers on it
You have a fake banana display attached to your car window
You own a huge van conversion
You do not try to avoid pedestrians
A traffic cop says “your license expired eight years ago”
A road sign that says “Dangerous curve, Death toll 19” causes you to make another accident
For you a yellow light means ” go paster”
A traffic cop is known to you as a “crocodile”
You refer to a female driver as a “lesbian”
You insist on fitting 8 people into a taxi, much to the distress of the driver, and say, ‘we’re making ‘kandong’